“Bought a coloring book and pencils to keep me busy while I’m off work. Thought these were full-size pencils.”

“Brand new socks lasted for about 4 hours of walking.”

“I bought new jeans.”

“The bread my mom bought today.”

“So I bought a pomegranate...”

“The lock that I bought came like this...”

“Bought a new monitor and the front logo isn’t centered.”

“New apartment. I have no words for this.”

“The navigation buttons on my new scientific calculator”

“Installing this had to be a masterpiece of creativity. Now, how to use my new dishwasher.”

“The guy who measured our house for new carpet forgot the stairs.”

“Every outlet in the house we bought was installed upside down.”

“This pizza slice I bought. The toppings are so small they’re almost nonexistent.”

“I bought ’100% blackout’ curtains.”

“The mac ’n cheese I bought for my little brother didn’t come with a cheese packet.”

“I’ve had this car for 4 days.”

“Bought a Squid Game mask for Halloween and this is what came.”

“Brand new gloves, 8 hours of work.”

“The way the arrows are laid out on my new keyboard.”

“My new $150 queen-sized weighted blanket on my queen size bed.”